Let's play a game... what got me sick?
A- traveling on a plane for 16 out of 24 hours to get to get to Thailand
B- drinking non filtered ice in my drinks
C- my wife sexing me close to death
D- laying in bed stressing over why John and Patsy Karrol unfriended both felicia and I last week..was it because they used us for all the could by us furnishing their villa in Roatan for them, introducing them to all of our friends on the island, or did they unfriended us because I was about to go public about their medical marijuana "investment opportunity" and we will never get the $3500 a month that they promised we would get when we went with them
E- believed I was abducted by aliens and had my testicles probed
F- Ate Jimminy (sp?) cricket (well a grasshopper but close enough)
G- Didn't listen to Dale and didn't start taking vitamins before we got here
H- Ate Pad Thia from a street food cart 3 times at $1.50 a plate
I- Had a real deep toxin releasing Thai massage every day we have been here.
Before you say "all of the above" ....all of these things DID happen to me except for one... which DID happen in 2012
Meet our "Uber" driver (Lucky) he will drive you around Bangkok for 7 hours, keep you safe, help you get deals on stuff....all for $12.
Notice how I took a picture showing the licence plate of his car also?... (and made a big deal about it at the time I took it to make sure it was in the picture) then I sent that picture to my mom and told her if she didn't hear back from us in 12 hours... that this was the guy to find out WTF happened to us... true story!!
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